Tuesday, November 21, 2006

The Global Oh

I saw this on Huffington Post the other day: World Peace Through Global Orgasm (http://www.globalorgasm.org). They are calling all people to have sex on Dec 22nd (the Winter Solstice, exactly one month from today) to "effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy".

Even though this is quite possibly the dumbest peace strategy idea I have ever heard (and believe me when I say there is never any lack of dumb peace strategies), my commitment to peace is so strong that I am going to recklessly agree to participate. Hopefully my wife’s commitment to peace will also be strong that day, but if not, I’m willing to go it alone if needed. Sometimes, you just have to do what you are called to do, regardless of whether other people join you.

Note that if it doesn't work, all we have to do is figure out who did not participate, and then blame them for the remaining violence in the world.

5 comments:

snarkbutt said...

OMG! That's O-Fest! They totally copied my holiday!

I don't know if I should feel honored or cheated.

Amy said...

That is hysterical!

But...I'm in! I never have to ask my husband twice.

Brownie said...

I guess you'll all just have to blame me for war.

That's OK. I can take it.

I just can't get any.

sievers said...

Dan, here is yet one more thing you and I can agree on. Since they are so few, I feel it imperative to point them out when they pop up.

Dan S said...

sievers! Long time no argue :)

Be careful though - all that energy just might soften you up into some kind of namby pamby liberal :)