Tuesday, August 19, 2008

The Great Peanut Butter vs Pasta Sauce Debate

It turns out that both evolution and creationism are wrong, as determined by these highly scientific Internet videos:

Who knew that peanut butter and pasta sauce would be so useful in scientific debate?

There's only one reasonable conclusion we can draw from this: No biological life actually exists. We are really sentient computer programs created by the flying spaghetti monster's grad student in a lab somewhere in the cosmos. If you can prove me wrong, I'll eat an entire jar of peanut butter.

Of course, there are worse things than peanut butter. I'm glad I'm not an atheist, so I don't have to have nightmares like this one:

"The Atheists Nightmare"


Andy said...

I love that they use the banana, one of the most human-engineered fruits in the history of all fruits (hello-ooooooooo!), to prove that God exists.

Now what if you were to shove the banana into the jar of peanut butter?

Dan S said...

"Now what if you were to shove the banana into the jar of peanut butter?"

That would clearly be unnatural and against God's will.

brownie said...

Here's the proof I offer to dispute your claim. If we were just programs made by a "grad student in a lab somewhere" then we would all, undoubtedly, be easy, bubble-headed and bubble-chested blond knockouts. And if the computer nerd acolyte of His Noodleness DID take the time to make males, we'd have pointed ears, carry ray guns, or have a hit point meter walking around beside us all the time.

Since neither of these are true, then I believe you owe me one sticky-mouthed mastication-fest! (Please videotape and post for everyone's benefit.)

Dan S said...

That proof is an abomination.

I'll eat one spoonful of peanut butter and no bananas as a response.